mandatory strip of aloe
fat elvis in grey sweatpants dry humping pyramid head and howling siouxsie songs
Deity on weddings
Grump
November 9, 1943
American film actress Veronica Lake, illustrates what can happen to women war workers who wear their hair long while working at their benches, in a factory somewhere in America.
(via The Atlantic)
Put a block of salt in your butt and go up to the mountains and see if a deer licks it
Leila
Psychoanalysis
- Leila: bullshit liar! you has ocd brain
- Leila: and obsessive easily influenced brai
- Leila: suggestive culpability brai too
- Leila: like i can lead you down the path until you end up walking into fecal surprise
- Leila: or miss piggy titty cosplay pics
Angel - When you’re feeling blue, always remember, your boss takes long hard shits. And she probably grunts out loud in the process. She probably even reaches down to spread her ass cheeks apart to help the compacted fecal matter out.
Maria talks pure gold
Namely because she threatens it* constantly in her very special form of heterosexual same-sex harassment. She wants to drive me mad ;(
Leila
*it = Leila has banned me from showing her any “pink parts” :(
*it = Leila has banned me from showing her any “pink parts” :(
ASS HOLIO MIOOOO
OHHH SODOMEEEEAAA
OHHH SODOMEEEEAAA
Leila
hope's feces
- Jasmine: i want a jinn to grant me a wish
- Leila: they dont do that
- Leila: they throw feces at ppl
